my friends dog wouldn’t stop barking until we put that hat on his head then he kept smizing so i took a picture
im gonna order a large pepperoni pizza with no pepperoni, no cheese, no sauce, no crust, and lots of lizards.
one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes
a group of thirteen year olds wearing adventure time shirts and converse walk through the hallways of school laughing and yelling ‘come at me bro’ at people who pass by because they are different and random, unlike other teens
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i would go to sleep except theres no internet when you sleep
